Ben and I have a subscription to Playboy. Normally, we just get sent our monthly porn and that is it. However, this month we were sent a catalog of Playboy store items. There is a rather unusual picture, which I’d like to share with you.
Ben and I have a subscription to Playboy. Normally, we just get sent our monthly porn and that is it. However, this month we were sent a catalog of Playboy store items. There is a rather unusual picture, which I’d like to share with you.
no nipples
if it was cold, she wouldn’t be able to tell?
OHMYGOD SHE HAS NO NIPPLES!
freak
i think you the most right ani, it’s the fishnet dress thats wrong.
That just isn’t sexy. maybe it’s actually a man with plastic boobies stuck on. Or it is a woman, and she’s got some ‘Secrets’ on under the fishnet dress thing. Either way, not hot.
Hefner should lay off using the Eletrolux on his model’s breasts. Poor girl lost her nipples. :rolleyes:
Though the fishnet is equally disturbing… always reminds me of Greek fisherwomen for some awful reason.
If you look close she has two nipples, but they are both on her left breast and at the top.
that is very, very wrong.
who’d want to see her scared-up-entrance-points-for-the-hacked-up-silicon-job anyway?
its almost as strange as this pic. http://www.imawebguy.com/stuff/muff.jpg
whats the story with that!?
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i admit, i signed-up to ani’s site, just so i could add a comment-ary to this particular ‘thing’…
ummm, yeah, wow – this is an oddity, like fer sure!
you know something – it dawned on me right away though, as to why i almost spit my coffee all over my laptop! you see, i’m one of the few men in this society who is truly frightened of large breasts… at least i feel that i’m of some minority in preference, anyway…
the interesting thing however, is that not only am i afraid of large breasted women, but this is the first time ever that i’ve confirmed a fear that could be construed as ‘all its own’! yes, you’ve probably sumized by now – *large breasted women, with no nipples*…
okay, i think i’m going to have nightmares now… geez, thanks…
xoxo
I did a scientific study of the issues raised regarding the tits.
Open the file in Photoshop 7 and use magnify. The quality of the .jpg is rather low but if you look closely there’s a slight pinkish tinge in the right places.
Her mammary devices, inflated though they may be, are of the design category which has nips towards the top. It would appear from close observation that they’re about average in diameter but are of the flattened variety.
Addition of the net in just the wrong places has then squished said nips on her tits.
Perhaps if the webmistress might have a higher quality .jpg to post I’d be most happy to provide a further report as I didn’t mind looking at the low quality image one bit.
I’m shocked you gusy thought US citizens HAVE nipples. I have it on authority from Helmut Newton that they don’t. Same goes for genitalia, apparently. Thus, Mr. Newton can no longer bare to work on that side of the pond.
Hmmm…
Well then the graphics “artist” left a bit of a pinkish smudge where the originals should have been. Perhaps a sentimental remembrance of things past?
I wouldn’t pay much attention to any comment made by Helmut Newton
(didn’t one of our Cardinals have him excommunicated for hypocrisy?)
“I now have a strong reaction against the exposed female body. Nudes will no longer be a subject for me — though I might regret saying that the next time I see a beautiful girl on the beach.”
http://www.salon.com/07/features/helmut2.html
I have a few books made by the poor old chap before he lost his balls.
maybe it’s just me, but i’m way more concerned about the fact that her right breast seems to be several cup sizes larger than the left….
And it’s not the fact that she’s wearing a fishnet dress.
You know, I don’t think they insert implants through the areola edge that much these days.
Who is that?
They were definitely Photoshopped out. Apparently that’s what they do here for unsealed catalogs. I could send you the catalog, except I threw it away. Although I’d like some sexy sex0rs Playboy underwear, only one of us has a job that pays real money!