As you may or may not know, I work forSo New Media. Today, we released a new book, which I must say is rather great. It is called Hand Over Fist, by Magdalen Powers. It looks really nice, and comes with a mini-CD of spoken word and a bookmark loving printed, laminated and cut by yours truly.
Here is an excerpt:
Sometimes even the Magic 8 Ball lies. Like when you asked it the third stupidest question in the English language. Remember? At that card shop on the Lower East Side. You asked it on a whim. One would think that your Orthodox grandmother had taught you a thing or two about superstition, but I guess it hadn’t really sunk in. The night you got back from San Francisco he said, startled but almost ludicrously reverent, “I’ve never seen you in pants before.”
Every book is shipped by moi, with your address carefully handwritten on the envelope. It is only $6. You should buy it. Help to keep me not working for The Man!
Ani and SNM are both studs. Woot woot!
It should be noted, though, that SNM is also a wonderful, loving pimp to all its authors. As far as I know, Ani doesn’t have any literary hos, making SNM more of a stud.
We treat our stable of bitches as well as we can. I just wish we had more cash so that we could make a bunch of people rich.
I am Ani’s literary ho.
be careful with that guillotine – it’s all books and publishing until somebody loses a finger
Just a quickie to say you and Ben were name and site checked in the Guardian here at the weekend for your expert take offs of the Apple Switch ads. International fame, whoo hoo!
How about my car being broken into eh?
How about me doing another year at t-coll?
Now I have posted to your site young Arnie Bop. I hope you are tres proud.
I just received my copy of So New Media’s Help Wanted and Hand Over Fist. Such great reads, and SO EFFING INEXPENSIVE!
Supporting the independent publishing scene will grow hair on your chest. All the cool kids do it…
Thankfully, it has a blade guard.