Manchester: Good & Bad

Good Bad
City centre living Cost of living
No Texas rednecks Chavs
Not 40˚C in summer Not 20˚C in summer
Can understand people better That is a lie, real English accents (not BBC) are fucked
Loads of good Indian food No good Mexican food
Nice corner stores Everything shuts early
Better tasting food Everything sold in tiny wee bags
Standard shot measurements Pubs close at 11pm
Can actually talk politics Not nearly as fun to mock someone who can read
People know where New Zealand is They still think I’m Australian
People understand sarcasm Still don’t have any friends

5 comments

  1. Yes, it was oddly strange to hear someone speaking English with an accent so thick I could’ve sworn it was gibberish.

    And I thought LA was bad with bars closing by 2am! :P

  2. well, that’s what you get for moving to manchester and not a decent city like london :P

  3. At least it’s not as polluted, big, expensive, and gives you black snot! ;)

  4. No place in the world can suck as bad as texas.

  5. Well, I’ve only been to Texas a couple times and only to a couple small towns there, but they sure seemed to suck a lot less than Darfur.

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