Ms. Lindsay Lohan, actress in such brilliant movies as Mean Girls and Freaky Friday and well known for having apparently fake tits at the tender age of 18, lost her wallet in NYC. It was found, and her driver’s license and credit card were subsequently scanned and posted on the internet. This is somewhat amusing, but the fact that the wallet finder also allegedly found a baggie of cocaine and is now being threatened to be sued by Ms. Lohan’s publicist and/or family – well, that’s just classic.
View her driver’s license here
View the email that started it all here
Sorry for the terrible grammar and punctuation, obviously finding a celebrity’s socialite’s wallet doesn’t give you English skills.
Someone has pointed out that IMDB lists her middle name as Morgan, not Dee, but I’m quite sure that’s her. At least, the birthdates are the same and the photo looks like her.
Thanks to The Superfical for leading me to this incredibly important news!
AND YOU MISS FUCKING KNOW IT ALL BITCH ANIMOLLER
HAHA WHAT KINDA NAME IS THAT U SOUND LIKE A CAVITY IN SOMEONES MOUTH..
FUKIN RAVING ABOUT SOME GOD DAMN CELEBRITY YOU DONT EVEN FUCKIN KNOW.
DUMB ASS WHITE BITCHES NEED TO GET A FUKIN LIFE. JUST DONT FUCK WIT A BLACK BITCH AND GET YA ASS CUTTTTT!
I MAY NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN BUT I KNO THESE PPL ARE SO DAMN FUCKIN RETARDED.
ANYWAYZ BITCHES..WASTE UR TIME AND TRY TO SAY SOMETHING BACK TO ME. BUT IT WONT HELP CUZ UR LIFE WILL STILL BE PATHETIC.
Luk yallz ugly biches an hoes, yall needs 2 leve lindsay and jenna alone cuz dey aintz did nuttin 2 yall but provide sum in4 4 yallz dat u reedin. If u got a prolem wit her den yallz jus az easy az dat can jus not reed her response.
I’m a big lindsay fan also and I dont no u jenna but i gotta giv u ya props 4 stikin up 4 so long wit dese pretenshus boozhie mo’foes; cuzz ges wat, its tru bout wat u sed, day aints got nuttin betta 2 du! Das sum sry shyt rite dare. Yall biches 40 and shyt and yall aint got no lyfe. Leve dis stuff alone 2 me and my homegrl jenna cuzz we 15 and like lindsay lohan. Yall sum lil stokas livin in ya mommaz basement drinkin ‘Bud LITE’ wit nuttin betta 2 du. Wat yall needz 2 du is go mastabate in ya momz bathroom. Du ya uzual and take sum stress out.
And dis bwoi named “Nick” tokin bout sum “once upon a time there was a huge penis that was jammed up jemma’s right nostril, gg ez pk babe
” u needs 2 stop tokin and shut the fuck up cuz u wasnt complainin bout anything wen i had my cum in your nose and my ballz in ya ear 2 nights ago and yes your momz wantz me 2 cum ova agen 4 dinner.
And miss now know it all “chav” bich Ani Moller, u mite b administratin shyt roun here but I gots 2 tell u dat “uze a hoe! Hoe!“ Jenna mite b a chav but it takes 1 2 no 1 and it seems like u no a lot of dem and u seem 2 no they symptoms and even suffa frm sum of dem 2. Hu da fuck ya ugly ass tink u is tokin bout ppls like dat wen she givin yall sum cunstructuve critisism. I gotta say ima sorry 4 tellin my fren “bad ass jamaican” bout yer establishment but i jus had 2 cuz yall biches is rude and out of order like jenna sed. Ani u r a fukin dike and major 1 at dat!
And Nese i gotta giv u ya props 4 yer statment “wow lucky you to have found her wallet. You should have snorted that coke. it was probably good uncut shit. el oh el i doubt half of people who are going to read this know what im talking about so im outie…. ”, that was hot! Oh lord now i sound like a Paris Hilton or Ani Moller slut. But i jus gotta say “thank u” 4 helping me get that of my chest. That was good and i wanna say “Happy Biches Day” 2 Ani Moller. And thank u Lindsay Lohan 4 showin me ppl like Ani Moller who make and administr8 these site websites. It shows me who duz and duzn’t hav lives(Ani)
U no i luv Ani!
(Not really!)
Represent, Holla
You need a blog. Or a LiveJournal. You know, WOTEVS!
Jenna i dont no y u take dat shyt frm dat bich Andy and u dont b scerd of her she aint nobody!
O, and Andy(sobbsobb)… ges wat? Wat i sed b4…came frn my hart! i jus had 2 get dat off my chest! And my fren “bad ass jamaican gyal” dont like u cuzz uze a dike str8 up frm south centraland yur motto is “these boots r made 4 knockin and dat just wat i’ll du! ” And yur name dus sound like a cavity! and i dont need no journal, i just need da satisfaction of doggin u out(u deserve it!)
Luv ya Andy!
That shyt crak me up ervry tyme I say it cuz we all no its tru!
I cant stand u Bich!
That’s Ms. Administr8t0r Bich to you.
thanks 4 justifying it 4 me(dum whore…)
sry… u saw that, oops?
ok yall bitches need some serious time in yall life..
sittin here postin back an forth up on this shit…
all yall muthafuckaz know that i got shit to do wit my life so im gon say this once and only once for yall dumbass bitches (with the exception of all people that back jemma)
moller you tooth decayin, cavity soundin muthafucka u need to shut the fuck up..
first off u cant turn your whole site on one person for some bullshit like that…. getin everyone to dog on tha lady for nuttin.. thats pussy shit and no matter who the fuck u are wether you are jemmas side or molar’s side you have to agree that turnin a buncha people against one girl is really muthafuckin stupid and its pussy shit…
as for that dumbass muthafucka undyin you need to get yo facts straight
americans are not dumb at all muthafucka cuz if we so dumb then how we the #1 nation in economics, power, navy, military, aeronautics, and agricultural development.
and we might have a dumbass leading our country but the fact is your country (whatever country that is) is more than likely backing us on anything that “dumbass” does so wht does that say about you dumbass muthafuckas..
i know that 40% of the words put into my post were not spelled right but i really dont giva fuck because if we sat down and took a standardized test between me and you i know for a fact that imma do better than you and if i dont then ill lose by no more than a point
nothin but the truthim out bitches..
love the the ones who come correct..
fuck all the damned rest
1-THE TRUTH-1
Ani u no i hate u and all but i think u shud have a great summer suckin dik and i giv u da best of luck goin thru yer menopase and hopefully u will find a man that will b dum enuff 2 giv u a child (snicker, snicker) grl u no I luv u!
I cant keep lyin 2 u like dat, but ima tell u dat i dont hate u, i just dislike u wit a passion… O fuck it, I hate u, I cant stand yo skanky swoll cuchy bich ass! And cumon ppl’s u kno, dont b a dumass like Ani; Lindsay dint lose her wallet cuss she still uzin Zanex and has b-cum anorexic and u can ax Paris Hilton cuz she gav them 2 her and Paris wud neva eva giv her anotha bottle cuz Paris has a limited supply and she has 2 keep her figure and keep her position az sluttiest grl in America b-cuz Ani iz trying 2 steal it frm her.
Arrrrrgh! The stupid people have infiltrated my website! Advance! Advance!
its simply astonishing. who would have thought this would drag on for three freaking months? apparently most people couldn’t sense the sarcasm of your [ani] first comment [ie: incredibly important news] the last few comments strike me as particularly intelligent…so full of wit, passion and grammatical errors. ok, i lied. i’m too lazy to actually translate them into standard english and rather, i prefer not to comprehend the seemingly tempestuous messages left behind by vapid minds. and, ani, i pity the fact that you are, as of late, bombarded by said messages.
i love lindsay lohan
Shut Up
No u shut up
hello. i would just like to say that i just read that whole blog thing and i think it is hilarious. lindsay lohn is a dick head and cant sing, and i cant see how she could be someones idol. wtf has she done> NOTHING!
just my thoughts.
LL ROX!!ü
Linsay your so pretty and everything but you do need to gain more weight your getting to skinny! Sorry your biggest fan!
much love sent though!
hey I love your life it’s awsome!
HEY LOVELY i LOVE YOU!
i cant believe you people are linsay lohan fans you guy fricken suck lol im just playin i like linsay lohan but im confused i hope im not eartating you but how did she get those nockers so fast? please answer
i love lindsay lohan too, she’s my fav. singer and actress. and i think some of u guys need to lay off of her. just b/c u want to be like her doesn’t mean that u can insult her like that. u lindsay lohan haters are just jealous of her.
lindsay lohan yo te quiero berte porque i love u tu me entiendes berda yo nunca te a bisto y yo amo tus cansiones tu me estas oyendo
what’s wrong with a coke habbit as long as the girl enjoys her self let her do it i aint a big fan of her but i would join her in a snort me her and Daniella Westbrook we would have a hell of a time
i would fuck her silly rub a lil coke on her clit and bang away
haha, this is funny. People can be so intense about such stupid things. thats all i have to say.
lindsay no entiendo nada de lo que dicen estas personas pero me gusto herbie
lindsay i love you te quiero en español ti amo en italiano i’m accord with maira y me gustan tus pelis
Yeah, i know, everyone that doesn’t like Lindsay, you don’t have to be here. I’m a big fan! but I just don’t like the way she looks right now, she’s lost to much weight and then she doesnt look so good when she’s blonde. (: byee
You’d think these people knew Lindsay Lohan.
Fan of Lindsay? What has she done? Did she inspire you or make you feel better about yourself? Probably not.
The only thing Lindsay Lohan has done is take your parents’ money so you can watch her crappy movies and listen to her crappy music.
Do any of you even realize fake artists like Lohan doesn’t write their own songs?
Stop looking at celebs and magazines to know what’s “cool” because in reality, you’re just all “tools”.
by the way, that license is most likely a fake.
take a look at the zip code; 90210?
either she lives on Woodland Dr., or whoever made the fake didn’t know her real address.
You guys who sit here all day criticising people are all losers! Why dont you stop and praise people!
Poor lindsay, she doesnt desrve any of these fake rumours, she already working hard and now she has to deal with all the crap you guys post!
Jemma i agree with you all the way, o and by the way Ani Moller i think you are a lil abosessed with spelling, there is somethin called net talk…yea thats it… research it.
Im sorry but im just pissed at our all you people sit here and criticise!
Don’t you have anything nicer to do, then put pressure on people??
Guvnor…………do you know how many Lohan fans there are out there? There are soo many, who think her ‘crappy’ music and songs ROCK. I dnt care wether she writes them or not, most people dnt.
And i think the license is probably fake aswell
God lord, what is wrong with you people? Obviously, the explanation is that this post has been posted on some forums for teenyboppers with half a brain.
Let me clear some things up:
1. Who gives a flying fuck about a stupid celebrity like Lindsay Lohan. If you do, then you have fucking issues. If she is your idol, then hopefully you are only 12 and will grow out of your stupidity and start reading books.
2. Yes, the licence is probably fake, like her old titties and her blonde hair.
3. Sarcasm. Look it up in the dictionary.
4. Holy mother of God, please shut the fuck up.