February, 2005


26
Feb 05

More Celebrity Sidekicks Hacked

In a follow-up from Paris Hilton’s well-publicised account hack 5 days ago, it turns out that Fred Durst was also targeted. However, his was slightly different in that I haven’t seen his address book and notes, but I have seen penis photos and a 3-minute video of him fucking a chick doggie-style. Soon to be infamous Fred Durst quotes include, “Ooh, yeah, touch my balls and my ass”. You couldn’t make this up.

26/2: And now for a little something I’d like to add to this post because it is just too excellent – a video of Fred Durst playing his guitar like the Real Ultimate Rockstar™ he is.


26
Feb 05

Become My “Micropatron”

On Tuesday, Jason Kottke announced to the “blogosphere” that he was quitting his day job to become a professional “blogger”.

He said goodbye to his web design job, and is attempting to become a fulltime “blogger” for the next year, supported by payments from his “micropatrons”. His suggested payment/donation/salary payment from you is US$30 a year. That’s $2.50 a month if you support his “blog” and wish him to continue in his quest to update more often with better content (or something) and continue with no advertisements.

Now, I don’t know why you would pay to follow links and read a bit of commentary, but that doesn’t matter to me. I’m sure there are people out there who will indeed pay to read (obviously not people who get books from libraries, steal magazines from dental surgeries, and hack WiFi networks) and I’m sure there are people who will pay me to do stuff on the internet. I mean, if Jason Kottke can do it, why can’t I? I see no reasons why not, none at all.

I have worked out that I could do this on your “micropatron” payment of $1* per month. That’s only $12 a year! Obviously, that is much more of a bargain than becoming Jason’s “micropatron”. For your $12, I will attempt to update more than once a fortnight, will be able to afford to see more movies to write bad reviews for, and may even be able to afford to buy a video camera to make hilariously intelligent internet memes. I absolutely promise that I will use your money to travel more, and thus I will be able to post more photos of things you wish you could afford to photograph, and the possibility of more exciting diary entries about my trips. Your money will also go towards funding my laziness, and hopefully a nasty drug habit because I really want one but simply can’t afford this at the moment.

Dear readers, I truly believe that your $1 per month (recommended price only!) will be worthwhile to you and valuable to me. I will make some effort to deliver my promises to you, and I trust this will be satisfactory to you.

So what are you waiting for?

*I will need 4,166.666 donations in order to quit my job and do the things I say I might do. So give me more! Give me everything you’ve got! This cause is more worthy than any charity!!1


22
Feb 05

2001: A Space Odyssey Icons

My good friend Mischa has finally released his newest icon set based on the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey. They are really awesome icons, and I am currently rocking “the brain room key” as my harddrive icon. There are 14 icons in total.

You can download them here!


21
Feb 05

T-Mobile’s Accounts Hacked

Internet security seems to always a hot topic, but as it turns out, not for T-Mobile. A few months ago, someone called Nick Jacobsen hacked into T-Mobile’s website and gained access to user accounts. According to Jack Koziol from Ethical Hacking and Computer Forensics, he more than likely exploited the T-Mobile website due to poor coding.

Now, it would be expected that this exploit would lead to stolen credit card details and personal information, but it turns out that T-Mobile also stores user’s address books, notes, and camera-phone photos. This is pretty appalling if you’re a celebrity like Paris Hilton, who has already had her fair share of shit posted on the internet (not only was I once in possession of her old telephone number, but I also saw the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape).

Unfortunately for her, there were more pictures than the above, including naked photos, and one of her having a rather steamy naked pash with an unknown cute girl. In addition to this, her address book contained the details of quite a few other well-knowns, such as Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid, Fred Durst, Adam Levine, and Pauly Shore, to name just a few.

The question is – why on earth would this stuff be hosted on T-Mobile’s vunerable web servers, and secondly, is anyone ever going to be friends with Paris Hilton again?


21
Feb 05

Trackpad Scrolling for OS X

The latest PowerBooks to be released come preinstalled with drivers that enable trackpack scrolling. This means that instead of having to use your arrow keys to navigate through long documents or oversized web pages, you can scroll directly from your trackpad.

From the Apple website:

Scrolling through web pages or large documents on a trackpad can challenge even the most nimble fingers. That’s why every PowerBook G4 features a new trackpad with scrolling capability. Just drag two fingers over the trackpad to scroll vertically and horizontally or pan around any active window. Change this feature to suit your needs: Customize your trackpad settings or turn off scrolling completely via System Preferences.

This is such a great feature, and thanks to the publicly released driver and a guy called Daniel Becker, you can install this driver on your own iBook or PowerBook. All you have to do is run a little system check and download the driver you wish to use. I’m currently rocking the X/Y scrolling driver and it’s great. I recommend you install this driver!


18
Feb 05

That Pepsi Girl

These are the things that happen when you have too much spare time. Sorry, but I did lol when making this.


8
Feb 05

Swoon in Manchester

As seen on upper Oldham St. I think this artist (boy/girl?) is from Brooklyn.


2
Feb 05

Happy Birthday, Old Lady

Yesterday was my birthday. I turned 25. I don’t think I’ve posted online how old I am before, perhaps because I knew I was fairly young but didn’t want people thinking I was a kid. But now, I take it all back. I don’t want to be 25. 25 is for old people.

I’ve always thought that under 25 equals kid, over 25 equals adult. I don’t know why, and maybe it doesn’t make any sense. I just don’t want to be an adult. Adults buy houses, have kids, get married (again), have careers, and married friends with children. I want to travel, study, move around, see new things, continue to not know what I want to do with my life. Not that 25-year-olds can’t do all that, but I feel like I’m getting older than I can realise and suddenly I will be 40, childless and barren, and living with my 50 cats (this is a totally plausible scenario). I feel like I should have done more with my life so far, even though some of my friends back home probably think I’ve done a lot over the past four years.

There are only two pros to being 25: cheaper car insurance, and the possibility of people taking you seriously. Well, I don’t have a car, and I can tell you for a fact that me turning 25 is not going to increase my chances of people taking me seriously. You can’t take anyone seriously who is 25 and likes Justin Timberlake. Not that I like him, most definitely not. However, the cons of turning 25 are more than I can bear: ticking “the next box” when choose your age range, possible metabolism change with the impending cries for offspring from ones loins, wrinkles (check), and the knowledge that I am now quarter-of-a-century old. Or young, because old people say that.

Now I know 25 isn’t that old, but it’s the oldest I’ve ever been. And it’s depressing for this old lady. At least I got good presents.


1
Feb 05

A Bientot NZ, Bienvenue UK

I arrived back in Manchester on January 15th after travelling for what seemed like five million days from Brisbane. I’ve been recovering and becoming extremely unmotivated again since.

I had so much fun in New Zealand. Sadly, the weather sucked most of the time (at least it was warmer than 15C, none of this crazy European weatherness) and somehow everything had become much more expensive than I remember when I left in 2001. Highlights include:

  • Standing on the balcony of the hotel in Dubai and seeing two Arabs
    riding camels down the beach
  • Seeing my family and friends again, of course!
  • Hearing my 3½-year-old neice whom I haven’t seen since
    September 2001 tell me she hasn’t seen much of me and how she missed me
  • Chasing sheep and taking photos of them on Te Mata Peak in Hawkes Bay
  • Abseiling down a 150ft glowworm-filled chasm at night
  • Shopping on Cuba St
  • Going to great Wellington cafes
  • Going to bars and no one smoking inside
  • Playing Counter-Strike with some friends in Auckland at an internet cafe with nothing but Asians and hearing them all swearing in another language, in central Auckland!
  • Eating loads of St Pierre’s sushi
  • Sleeping in my old bed

We spent 3 night in Dubai on our way over there. The weather wasn’t very good for December, but it was still better than Manchester. We didn’t really do much because we were tired and being lazy. We spent hours at the beach building a big sandcastle with a giant moat going out to the sea. We went into town one day and had a look around. It was just like being in America, except with Arabs and Indians. Every chain store you can imagine was in the mall we went to. I didn’t see too many women in burkas, and it was quite weird. I expected more differences.

We left Dubai and arrived in Wellington about 20 hours later. It was pretty overwhelming seeing all my family again, but it was nice. We stayed at my parents’ house, where I received a constant supply of tea from my mother and cuddles from my first cat, Gidget, whom I received as my 16th birthday present from my first boyfriend. I had a great Christmas with my family, and got to see loads of my old friends. We went into Wellington-town as often as we could, going to lots of cafes, the movies, shopping at the store I’ve missed, spending way too much money! Eating out was more expensive than I remember, as were housing prices, God lord, but most things hadn’t changed too much. It was great being back home.

After Boxing Day, we set off with my parents in a van to travel to a few cities in the North Island. Our first stop was Napier for two nights camping. Luckily the weather was pretty good in Hawkes Bay, as per usual. We went to Havelock North one day and went up Te Mata Peak, which I love going up. We went to the Napier museum and read all about the massive earthquake in the 1931 that leveled the city. Again, we went to some nice cafes. God, I have missed the whole cafe thing.

Our next stop was Rotorua for two nights. On our way from Napier it started raining really bad. It didn’t clear up by the time we got to Rotorua so we ended up staying in an overly expensive hotel in the city centre. Rotorua stinks! It also turned all my silver jewelry absolutely black. It continued to rain the entire time we were there. We didn’t manage to really do anything much. We went to the Greenstone Factory and both bought really beautiful New Zealand pounamu pendants carved by guys in Rotorua. I’ve worn mine almost every single day since I bought it. Luckily for us, when we got up on the morning we were leaving Rotorua, it decided to clear up. We quickly drove to Wai-O-Tapu Thermal Wonderland and walked around steaming mineral pools, blurping mud pits, and bright lime green lakes.

Our last stop was Waitomo. We stayed there for another two nights, and stayed at a bed & breakfast called Big Bird B&B. We had our own cottage in the middle of farmland. The cottage was all pioneer stylee, but comfie. It was New Year’s Eve the day we arrived, but after driving for hours I was exhausted. I went to bed at 10:30pm because I was tired. What. A. Nana. No matter, it was raining anyway. The next day, it rained again! We did our abseiling through a company called Cave World the next evening. We did two runs down the 150ft drop – one during the day and one when it got dark to see the glowworms. It was raining but the trees gave quite a bit of protection from the wet. The hardest bit of the whole thing was the 150ft climb up slippery wet ladders in the dark. Damn, it was the one of the most awesome thing I have ever done. There were thousands and thousands of glowworms – everywhere you looked. It was beautiful.

On our way back to Wellington, we stopped off in Palmerston North for a little family reunion. It was so weird seeing all my extended family again, especially seeing how my two cousins on that side are married or engaged now. Everyone is getting old. I was going to catch up with some of my aunts and uncles in Auckland but I was busy and didn’t get a chance to. I should email them. It was a total family overload, especially seeing how I hadn’t seen my parents in about four years, let along random uncles and aunts I hadn’t seen in about 10. My brain!

It didn’t seem like we were in Wellington for very long before we had to leave. I went out for dinner and drinks on the 7th of January to say hi-bye to my friends. I saw so many people, and loads I wasn’t expecting to as well. People just kept popping up. Before I knew it, we were on a plane to Auckland. It never gets any easier to leave. I bawled like a baby on the plane.

We stayed in Auckland for three nights. It was a friend’s birthday and she was hosting some death metal gig at some weird old man’s pub. I went and crashed it to say happy birthday and to get my drink spilled on me by crazy dudes in some invisible yet obvious mosh pit. All I really did in Auckland was catch with old friends, walk around and look at shops, drink coffee, and eat sushi. The weather was nice which was a change from the shitty weather we endured the majority of the trip. I really didn’t want to leave. P decided he really loved Auckland and wants to move there. I still liked Wellington, but it really did feel small after living in cities the size of the entire country for the past few years.

After we left Auckland, we stopped over in Brisbane for three nights. The weather was incredibly hot and humid, almost unbearable. I thought Brisbane was a weird city – it didn’t feel like it had any soul, just a city. It was quite nice though, very clean, great city centre free bus, some good food places, just not really for me. The man-made beach by the river was very, very odd. It smelt like chlorine. With sand. After three very relaxing nights, we got on a plane for a series of godawful flights back to Manchester. I don’t know why I thought three 7-hour flights in a row was a good idea, because I’m telling you right now, it’s not. By the time I got off the plane in Manchester, my tailbone was so unbearably sore it was halfway numb and I was deliriously tired. I can never do that again!

It’s was nice to be back, but sad to leave New Zealand. I managed to catch my first ever snowfall the first week I arrived back in Manchester. The weather hasn’t been too bad. And I’ve been getting used to using my beloved duty-free Nikon D70. I need some practice with all these buttons and knobs.

P.S. Merry Christmas and happy New Year!