I am too poor to have a lawyer, thus:
- If I end up in a coma, I want to be kept alive if there is a chance I might wake up and become a ninja
- If I turn into a tomato, I do not want to be kept alive
- If I turn into a tomato, I do not want my face to be on television, unless it is a video that proves I am not actually a tomato; or photos of me posing in a sexy and untomato manner
- My sister Kerry will get the golden PSP
i think tomato is considered a fruit. you will never be a fruit!
I think that “Tomatoes are a fruit” thing is simply propaganda created by the tomato farmers in order to move more units.
But, on the other hand, if tomato = fruit = fruity … then you’re already doomed, pull the plug now before the media gets to you!
I read that the American government changed it to a “vegetable” so they could tax it, back in the day.
What a great imagination you have Ani!