It’s Official; A Claw Hand I Have

Back in March, I got a Nintendo DS. I wondered how long it would take for me to develop a nasty claw hand. Well, no need to wonder anymore, because I have one. In fact, I can hardly type this, use a mouse, wank off a horse, or scoop icecream.

I hadn’t really played my DS much recently, because only a very few games have been released since March, and only two that I would consider buying (Yoshi and Pac-Pix) if I weren’t shit poor. So I loaded my DS with Zookeeper, and put it in the bathroom instead of reading month-old Citylife magazines, which always smell like homeless people. The time trial is perfect for those bathroom moments. The only problem is that I can’t beat my own high scores. I’m too good for myself.

My current high scores are:
Normal: 2,890,770
Tokoton: 3,622,680
Time Trial: 1,397,380

Beat my scores so I can try to beat yours!

10 comments

  1. make sure not to get any poop in your controller.

  2. i love your competitive streak ha ha ha – you’ll get my high scores in just over two hours Moller!

  3. I’ll so pwn you, Cuja.

  4. Zookeeper arrived yesterday – lovin’ it! Just checked my pathetic first scores against yours – Ani you are good! Claw hand here I come…

  5. My time trial scores are all over a million now, and I can’t beat any of them! And my hand hurts.

  6. Damn battery keeps going flat and I ain’t even close…

  7. That’s weird. Mine lasts for days of play – literally. How many hours are you getting out of it?

  8. About 5 or 6 hours continuous use, maybe more which is about right I believe. It’s the waiting for it to recharge that sucks although I suppose I could use it while charging. You’ve started something big Ani – now my partner has rushed out and bought a DS complete with Zookeeper hahaha…

  9. 2 player Zookeeper is fun. Frantic but fun…

  10. hmmm your high scores seems rather large from here.

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