May, 2006


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May 06

My Tequila Cherry Is Popped

I’ve always avoided tequila for two reasons: firstly, it smells awful, and secondly, I once snogged a guy who was wasted on tequila and it was the most awful kiss known to man (me), next to my first kiss which was with a guy called BJ (yes, seriously).

Saturday night was our flatwarming (finally) and after the non-smokers left (they hovered inside and we socialised on the balcony) we decided it was time to do tequila shots. I was a bit apprehensive as I was immediately reminded of a tall blonde pukey guy, but I was convinced that I should as least try it once, and OMG you’re 26 how can you not have done a tequila shot before.

So out came the 1800, the sugar, and the limes, and down the hatch went many shots. Apparently 1800 is the best tequila ever (it was amazingly delicious) and is better with sugar over salt.

I got drunk. The end.


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May 06

What Is Wrong With Matthew Ridge’s Face?

If you live in New Zealand, you probably know who Matthew Ridge is: ex-rugby player, ex-sports show host with druggie Mark Ellis, and now on a rather lame show called Top Of The Class.

I happened to catch a bit of the show last night and I was struck by the question: what the fuck has happened to Matthew Ridge’s face? He looks like a crystal meth addict.

* After photo may or may not truly represent Matthew Ridge. Googling for New Zealand celebrities is hard.