Dear Facilities Manager,
A few weeks ago, the landlord changed their bathroom products supplier. Where once we had plush 2-ply toilet paper, we now have 1-ply see-through newsprint-esque sandpaper to wipe our asses with. It really hurts my fanny. I discussed it with the girl I sit next to and she said her fanny hurts too. We would really appreciate it if you could ask them supply us with something that doesn’t cause obvious health and safety issues.
Kind regards,
Ani Moller
Same problem I have at work (except I don’t have a fanny). Solution: Roll more toiletpaper off, then fold it.
Fanny-wiping origami fun!
american fanny, or nz fanny. I don’t suspect I’ll ever find out
Doesn’t matter if it hurts.
Lay double, girl.
Sidenote: When I did my service most of us tough German soldier-boys would bring our own 3- or 4-ply. 1-ply is just not civilized.
My parents actually buy 1-ply! Maybe that’s why I don’t visit as often as I should.
Just fold. BAM 2 ply
It doesn’t matter how many times you fold. IT WILL ALWAYS SCRATCH YOUR ASS
Yeah yeah, the miracle of Folding @ Home…
WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR NOSE?!?
Hahaha! That’s just.. That “paper” is a joke!
Bring a pack of kleenex pocket tissues with you?
still the same as before ..
hehe
Ugh. There’s nothing worse than scratchy 1 ply. I need quilty softness if it’s going to go anywhere near my pink bits.