I’m Obviously On My Death Bed

I just looked back on what I posted when I first got sick and realised I have been sick for one month. One fucking month. This is seriously lame.

I need someone to bring me chicken soup and cuddles and pump my immune system full of pumping things. Preferably a concoction of vitamins via IV. Yummy, yes please!

6 comments

  1. hugs

    You’ll be alright. I was once ill for three months, albeit it was in Sheffield, living with a bunch of other students, but I’m still alive!

  2. I hope it’s not ticks.

  3. you never wound up shitting your bed did you?

    that sucks.

  4. Try taking about 3,000% daily value of vitamin C for a few days.

    Or just go to the doctor and get some antibiotics for the sinus infection you might have.

    That’s what I usually do.

  5. Airy use of antibiotics will at some near point lead to the wonderfull opportunity to find out about how to get along in a world without working antibiotics.

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