- lace doilies
- china cabinets and tea sets
- LivingTV
- Antiques Roadshow
- knick-knacks
- plastic tablecloths
- malt biscuits
- home-made soup and scones
- cups of tea in bed (single)
- teddy bears on spare beds
- mirrors that require ducking down
- the biggest washing machine in the world
- random hearing aids
- organised pill collections
- brown velvet sofas
- multiple foot stools
- cats with human names
April, 2009
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Apr 09
Things about my parents’ house
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Apr 09
Things you can’t do on dial-up
- View any page mere seconds after clicking a link
- Look at friends’ drunken antics via Facebook photo
- Watch YouTube videos
- Load email using GMail’s standard view
- Download an illegal movie
- Masturbate and download porn at the same time
- Not get frustrated (see above)
- Not throw the computer out the window
- Whoops, sorry Mum – GET BROADBAND
How is it that anyone is still on dial-up? What is the point of the internet without broadband? Why even own a computer?
So many questions…