- View any page mere seconds after clicking a link
- Look at friends’ drunken antics via Facebook photo
- Watch YouTube videos
- Load email using GMail’s standard view
- Download an illegal movie
- Masturbate and download porn at the same time
- Not get frustrated (see above)
- Not throw the computer out the window
- Whoops, sorry Mum – GET BROADBAND
How is it that anyone is still on dial-up? What is the point of the internet without broadband? Why even own a computer?
So many questions…