Sony Walkman: Reviewed by a 13-year-old

I remember getting my first Walkman quite clearly.  I was about 10 or 11, and I remember walking around the electronics store with my parents and seeing the one I wanted in a locked glass cabinet.  By this stage, the Walkman had already been around for about a decade, having been released in 1978.  The model I had was black, plastic, and still really bloody massive.  Regardless, I loved that little beast.

Technology seemed so simple back then.  Play, stop, rewind, fast-forward.  That was it.  Mine didn’t have recording functionality, so I had to keep playing “radio stations” on Mum’s portable radio player.  But it did give me the functionality to listen to one hissy album or cassingle (cassingles!) at a time while sitting in the back seat of my parents’ car while driving to awesome places like Waikanae, Masterton, or perhaps if I was really lucky, Napier.

I became obsessed with music.  I remember going to the mall and buying tapes – my first album being Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em, by the legend that is MC Hammer.  This led to a live music obsession in my teens, and a continuing adoration for portable music instruments (despite the tinnitus).  But to me, my 5th-gen iPod isn’t really that dissimilar to my first Walkman.  It plays, stops, rewinds and fast-forwards.  I can change albums.  I can listen to singles, but they are no longer prefixed by “cas”.  It’s just smaller, lighter, and prettier.  But what is a Walkman like to a 13-year-old?  Apparently really quite strange.

I can see why though:

  1. Cassettes?  WTF?
  2. They’re large.  Huge, in fact.
  3. One colour?!
  4. It’s so heavy my pants are falling down.

I will always have fond memories of my first Walkman.  And especially of listening to MC Hammer on the go.  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, here comes the Hammer: on my massively clunky battery-draining tape-chewing portable monster.

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