Boring Site Stuff


11
Sep 06

I Don’t Have Time For The Internet

I haven’t even had time to check my emails lately. This is something quite new and exciting and unknown and I’m rather enjoying avoiding my computer as much as possible.

A brief summary of nerd avoidance reasons:

  • I have two new flatmates
  • I’m obsessed with playing classical piano
  • I’ve made a routine of seeing my family every weekend
  • I’ve been entertaining friends at home during the week

These things seem to leave not a whole lot of time left for doing things such as using my computer, writing, and photography. I’m sure it’s a phase.

The lease on the house I am living in came up to expire and both of my flatmates moved out. I toyed with moving in by myself or moving again, but when I woke up to the sounds of tuis singing and heard a morepork moreporking one night when I was sitting in my room with the windows open I decided that I simply couldn’t leave this house. I love it. I love that I am only a ten-minute walk to the ass-end of the city (aiie, The Terrace) yet I don’t hear any urban noise pollution and just get to hear lovely things like birds singing and dogs barking. This is something quite special, seeing how I have been living in cities for the past few years.

So, I took over the lease and found two new flatmates. I now live with Cat, a young Scottish girl, and John, the English fellow who recognised me from my website at Matterhorn a few weeks ago. I love living with them so far, and they have made this house feel homely and welcoming to come home to. I am really liking living with a girl again, especially one who reminds me a bit of the last female flatmate I met from a flatmates wanted ad, Natalie, who became one of my best friends. It’s strange to be able to meet strangers whom you instantly get along with to the point of being able to live with them.

John brought a digital piano with him when he moved in, which now sits prominently in the living room. We don’t really have a TV so we sit around the fire, play piano, play board games, and eat dinner together. It’s all very civilised. The piano is a full-size piano with properly weighted keys (i.e., not a shitty keyboard) and I decided I am going to CLR my piano fingers. I have been going on second-hand sheet music missions and have been playing for at least an hour a day. It’s been years since I’ve played like this but I’m slowly getting better. I’m determined to grow my long-forgot skills.

Along with being rather civilised, I’ve also been cooking. This is also unlike me because I detest cooking usually and won’t if it’s just for me. Having flatmates who are home after work and eat at the same time as me is wonderful, as is having friends who come over to taste-test my burgeoning skills as a Thai chef. My parents and my nana came over for Fathers Day and I baked scones, made tea, and played piano for them.

I’ve also been perusing the cocktail making skills of various bartenders around town. This has somehow led to me getting bar tabs without asking and without giving my credit card, and having drinks placed in front of me without even ordering them. This influx of delicious alcoholic beverages has led to the weekly writing of “N” on my left thumb and “O” on my right to remind me to not do things in excess when I’m drunk and rolling cigarettes. It is surprisingly useful, although I have discovered it doesn’t really work if you are already drunk by the time you pull out the pen.

My agenda for the next few weeks:

  • Play more piano
  • Reply to emails
  • Get my camera out
  • Work on my attempt of a novel again
  • Get some fucking sleep

13
Aug 06

Being Recognised For Your Blog: Weird

This happened to me at my favourite bar on Friday night. A guy who emailed me about the room going at my flat (oh yes, Thorndon, $150 per week, choice old house) was standing next to me at the bar and introduced himself. This would be creepy had a guy in Houston not followed me from the street into a club and hung around for a while and then accosted me as I left.

ANIIIIIIIII! ANIII MOLLERRRRRRRRRRR!

That’s what they say.


2
May 06

Why Do You Read This Site?

What is the point of this website? Why do you come back?


6
Feb 06

YES, THINGS DO NOT WORK

I’m in the middle of updating the CMS.

Update! 7 Feb 2006
Most things are working now. Now I have the arduous task of going through all previous entries to ensure they show correctly. Ack.

If you see anything that isn’t working properly or just looks weird, please either post a comment or send me an email. Thanks!


15
Jan 06

ANIMOLLER.com changes

I’ve decided to try and get some structure around here so I’ve implemented some changes. The plan is to take all the semi-personal stuff off this site and move it to another location for friends and family. The main part of ANIMOLLER.com will now be dedicated to technology, games, movies, and travel, and if I ever get around to it I will start working on a photography portion which will probably be more like a portfolio and will be separate to the rest. This part of the site has been moved from /text to the root, which is redirecting so you don’t need to change your bookmark if you’re a lazy ass.

So, I think this is how I think it might work but I’m not sure. I haven’t quite thought it all through yet, but I do know that I want a separate part for my boring daily shit that I don’t want to mix in with my 1337 stuff.

Right so, we’ll see how it goes. I’ll probably change my mind in a few days and put it all back, but who knows.

Let me know if I’ve fucked something up. The new RSS link is sorted though, so you’ll need to change it. (Update: I changed it again! I knew I’d change my mind! Sorry!)

P.S. If you want to read about my boring life and haven’t received an email from me with the details, !


16
Aug 05

Happy 5th Birthday, Nerd

Today marks 5 years of animoller.com. On one hand I find this quite an odd occasion; on the other, I find it stupid seeing how I’ve had a stupid personal website on various other hosts and random do/ma/in/~names since 1998. However. To mark this absolutely and truly momentous occasion I have compiled a list of made-up statistics:

  • 23,000,000,001 million hits
  • 5,001 user accounts
  • 49,001 insightful articles
  • Plus other made-up statistics too

I have posted:

  • About an annoying ex-workmate with a gigantic hairy mole on her cheek, which almost got me dooced before the term was even coined
  • About a nutty ex-flatmate who kicked me out because I didn’t inform her the night before of my late shower before work and because I watched her television without thanking her for being so kind as to let me watch one of her two televisions which was in the lounge, whom I never heard from again, thank God
  • Obnoxious goth poetry involving words such as “angst” and “blackened heart”; thankfully, I started wearing colour again before I killed myself for being such a fucking twat
  • About politics. Twice. Can’t say if there’ll be a third time, unless I turn off commenting.
  • A slagging off about girls on the Internet, because I am full of enmity
  • A retarded Apple Switch parody, which is sadly my biggest claim to Internet fame to date and probably forever
  • About Lindsay Lohan. Worst mistake ever.
  • About breaking a nail on October 11, 1999

Since uploading my first post, I have:

  • Moved from Microsoft Publisher, to Dreamweaver, to Notepad, to Adobe PageMill, to Blogger, to Organizine, to a custom CMS, to TextPattern
  • Grown from an angsty 18-year-old goth to a grumpy 25-year-old
  • Had a terrible total of four long-distance relationships, not all due to the Internet; each time telling myself “that’s the last time I’ll be doing that!”
  • Left New Zealand and moved to Texas with my burly American fiancĂ©, then husband, then ex-husband
  • Travelled lots. Like, quite a bit really.
  • Made one friend. His name was Harold, and he only showed up when no one else was around. Sadly, he died in a tragic wheelbarrow accident.
  • Become painfully unfunny in my old age
  • Invented the Internet. Or Bob Dole. Actually, I think I invented Bob Dole.

In conclusion, happy 5th domain registration birthday. I wonder how many more there will be, and will I be getting a cake?


15
Jun 05

Copyright Stuff

This website is licenced under a Creative Commons deed. You are free to copy, distribute, display, and perform the work under the following conditions:

Attribution.
You must attribute the work in the manner specified by the author or licensor.

Noncommercial.
You may not use this work for commercial purposes.

No Derivative Works.
You may not alter, transform, or build upon this work.

What this actually means is:

  1. You can link to my shit.
  2. You can quote stuff I write on your own site as long as you attribute the quote to me (and please, make it a witty one!).
  3. You may post a photo of mine you like on your site, but only in reference to something I have written/a project I have done, but you must attribute it to me and provide a link to my site. However you must host the image on your own server as I have turned off hot-linking because, yo, that shit is stink.
  4. You can not use my text or images to make something of your own, unless you specifically request permission to do so.

I know this sounds snarky, but god damn, I am sick of people from LiveJournal hot-linking my images. Get a server, dudes.


13
May 04

Hooray for Textpattern!

I have been thinking about implementing a new system for well over a year, but hadn’t found a system that I liked. Not that long ago, I heard about Textpattern, developed by the web-famous Dean Allen. I must say, it’s quite nice. It has a few little annoyances (a few hardcoded styles, and a bit of a learning curve but nothing major – I mean, I figured it out), but it’s a really great system. Finally, my entire website is all done through one system. That is bloody great.

So, what are the major changes? Well, first of all, you no longer need an account to post comments – just an email address. However, I’ve decided to manually moderate comments due to some spac shit that’s happened on my site previously. I can also ban people, woot! Secondly, everything has nice little categories which can be searched. Currently, there is only this post in General, so any browse results will come back as blank. Time will fix that. There is also a better search function, you can join my mailing list easier, and I’m a gay little bunny all excited over this fancypants new CMS.

To go with this new system (and hopefully, new content), I have a completely different and new design, completely coded in CSS. A bloody great big bunch of love to the most 1337 web geek for all his help with CSS issues and design comments. Thanks, P! You’re the best.