I Lolled
1
Jul 10
iPhone 4
Ever since the iPhone 4 prototype was accidentally released, I have been wanting one so hard. But I never get Apple products on their first release because there is usually something that is a bit bung that needs to be ironed out. And this product/version is no different. God dammit!
Sorry Cyanide and Happiness.
11
May 06
Inappropriate Jokes
The other day, I was getting lunch at Mojo on Willis Street with Penny. I ordered a latté and an apple and cinnamon muffin. As I do this, the following comes out of my mouth:
“Because I like muff-in my mouth.”
I forgot that dirty lesbian jokes are really only funny with friends, not random baristas whom you don’t know.
1
May 06
What Is Wrong With Matthew Ridge’s Face?
If you live in New Zealand, you probably know who Matthew Ridge is: ex-rugby player, ex-sports show host with druggie Mark Ellis, and now on a rather lame show called Top Of The Class.
I happened to catch a bit of the show last night and I was struck by the question: what the fuck has happened to Matthew Ridge’s face? He looks like a crystal meth addict.
* After photo may or may not truly represent Matthew Ridge. Googling for New Zealand celebrities is hard.