- Cold
- Closes early
- Rains a lot
Life
15
Jun 10
840 Days Ago
I was just cleaning out my camera bag when I found two important objects:
- A pair of undies I didn’t know I’d lost;
- Mine and Goblin’s boarding pass from when I moved to Auckland, 840 days ago.
I can’t believe I have been living in Auckland for 840 days now. That seems like a long time when I think of it in terms of days. I suppose it is actually a long time, being the longest I have ever lived in one city since I finished high school. In fact, I think this might be some sort of an achievement. Because not only have I been here for 840 days, the good majority of those days have been totally fucking awesome.
New Zealanders who don’t live in Auckland are taught to dislike Aucklanders. They are taught that Aucklanders are snobbish, probably stupid, and don’t know what the rest of the country is all about. While some of that may be true, most of the people I meet in Auckland are not actually from Auckland, and most people I meet are none of those things.
I travelled the world for a good portion of a decade, on a quest to find somewhere perfect for me. Being from a strange little village called Upper Hutt, I figured that anywhere had to be better than there. It felt like it was in the middle of nowhere, full of bogans and pregnant teenagers, and it certainly didn’t have any opportunities for someone like me who wasn’t a bogan or planning on having kids at 16. My first step was to move to Wellington: the “big smoke” a 50-minute train ride away. The capital of New Zealand! It’s a city, man! Actually, it was still a village. I needed air! So off I went to America.
There I spent 3 awesome/shitty/life changing/surreal years. To this day, it is one of the best things I’ve ever done and I have zero regrets. I really know how to throw myself out of my comfort zone. Moving to Houston by myself where I knew 4 people from the internet and no one else was an excellent move. Living alone for 2 years in a foreign country was definitely life changing. While it seemed really hard at the time, I realise now that the hardest things often turn out to be the best things. Hey, I had Goblin to talk to and that’s all a crazy cat lady needs.
Then came PROPER TRAVEL. Three months mincing about Europe with my mincing Belgian boyfriend, who sadly was so awesome at speaking eleventy languages that I didn’t push myself out of my comfort zone as much as I should have. But, it’s not really a bad thing to actually be able to communicate with people when the time calls for it. I saw so many amazing sights and then ended up in Manchester. Manchester!
My awesome friends from school Mischa and Lance somehow convinced me to move to Manchester. They said, “Manchester to London is like Wellington to Auckland”, and at that moment I realised that WOW! Manchester must be awesome and London must suck to live in. So Manchester it was. However, Manchester did not really agree with me. I found it a rather depressing city, except for those glorious 2 weeks (maximum) in the middle of summer when you can play frisbee in the park and sit outside. Too much crime, too much grey, too many scallies. But on the plus side, awesome apartment, private pool/spa/sauna/games room/gym, and two awesome friends living in the apartment building across the lane who had a sweet flat-screen TV and every episode of Lost ever. After a Christmas holiday to New Zealand, my mincing Belgian boyfriend convinced me that Manchester wasn’t the best place to be, and that we should move to New Zealand. And that we did, but not before spending an amazing three months bumming around Antwerp. Literally bumming. We rented a studio and lived off our savings for three months. It was absolutely fantastic. Would recommend. Will do again.
And thusly, I was back where I started: Wellington, New Zealand. I spent two years trying to get back into the swing of things and it almost happened but just not quite. I left Wellington for a reason and 5 years hadn’t changed that reason. It was still too small, too villagey, and by jove they really don’t joke about that wind.
Two years later, almost to the day, I was on a plane with Goblin to Auckland. While my reasons for moving were motivated elsewhere, the outcome is clear: I made the right decision, and I love Auckland. There, I said it. I love Auckland! There are so many great things about this city that every time I sit on my back deck in the sun, or walk down any road in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn and appreciate the lovely cottages, or walk down the street and bump into no one I know, or go out for cheap Asian food anywhere and everywhere, or drive to a new part of town that I don’t know, or just walk down Great North Road and look over the hill as I cross Sussex Street at the sea, I get a warm little happy feeling of awesomeness. I have finally found what I was looking for and it wasn’t that far away after all.
17
Aug 09
Happy 9th Birthday
Nine years ago, I jumped on the burgeoning firstnamelastname bandwagon and ventured out of the world of ISP and Geocities websites.
I had started a personal website in about 1997, back when you could say pretty much whatever you wanted without fear of getting dooced (only because it hadn’t happened to anyone yet). I started writing random articles and putting up pictures and generally fiddling around with HTML and teaching myself “the internet”. In 1999, around the same time that Blogger started serving the angst-ridden Gen X/Y generation, I started a journal which didn’t get me dooced but did get me called into the HR manager’s office at my then-job. I learned it is best to not talk about annoying co-workers and their hairy cheek moles. And on 16 August 2000, I bought this domain.
I was talking about this with a friend the other week; about how I have been doing this for so long. I remember the time where there were only a small number of bloggers in New Zealand (namely Robyn Gallagher, Dean Gray (where did he go?), Starla Jo, Ryan Wataki, and of course Olivia). It really was a pretty tight-knit and small community, and looking back over the past 9 years, it seems weird how mainstream both blogging and the internet in general has become. It seems weird to have been there pretty much right at the start and that for some unknown reason I haven’t really stopped. That is probably my obsessive-compulsive tendencies, if I stop now what does that mean? Perhaps I like continuity. I also think it will be interesting to look back in 20 years and see what I was doing, what I liked, what inspired me.
Over the years, I have noticed I write less about my personal life. I think that comes with the internet becoming so mainstream, and also when you go through major life changes you don’t really want to document the hardships quite so openly. This isn’t LiveJournal or 1999 after all. I have gone from a (relatively and comparatively) naive 19-year-old girl, to a confident and self-assured 29-year-old woman. (Eek, woman! I suppose I can’t really call myself a girl any more.) I moved to Austin Texas, got married to the fantastic Ben Brown, sadly got divorced, slept on couches for a few months in Houston Texas, sorted my shit out and stayed in Houston for a couple of years, travelled around Europe, moved to Manchester England, and in 2006 came home. This is a record of my life.
In a year from now I will do a recap of what I’ve loved about this past decade, the things I am proud of. Ten bloody years. I look forward to it.
Until then, happy birthday!
28
Apr 09
Things about my parents’ house
- lace doilies
- china cabinets and tea sets
- LivingTV
- Antiques Roadshow
- knick-knacks
- plastic tablecloths
- malt biscuits
- home-made soup and scones
- cups of tea in bed (single)
- teddy bears on spare beds
- mirrors that require ducking down
- the biggest washing machine in the world
- random hearing aids
- organised pill collections
- brown velvet sofas
- multiple foot stools
- cats with human names
24
Mar 09
Spring cleaning
This afternoon as I was cleaning my bookcase I found my old high school scrapbook. I found a receipt taped in with the note “the first time I bought alcohol”, dated 1996 making me 16 years old.

1 x bottle Chardon: $6.45
1 x bottle Marquevue: $5.95
Total: real classy
3
Aug 08
A Recent Life Synopsis
A quick synopsis of my life since March:
- I herniated a disc.
- I found out I had some bone disease when I was a teenager.
- I also found out I have some nodie things on my vertebrae.
- I got my first cold sore which turned me into a hideous monster.
- I got a trachea infection.
- I got ill from the trachea infection antibiotics.
- I got the flu.
- I moved flats while I had the flu.
- I coughed for so long I cracked a rib.^*^
In short, in the past few months my body stopped caring about me and I have been rather sick. It all started with a little stress from moving to Auckland, and then a wee little disc herniation to cause stabbing voodoo knives and the inability to walk. I am since able to walk, and can for the most part function again with some limitations.
But to look on the good side of life: I am enjoying Auckland; I am loving my new flat; my social life is excellent, and my BFF from forever will be in Auckland in less than two weeks. Goblin is also as cute as ever, even if she continues to shit on the floor because she poos with her ass hanging off the side of her dirt box. There is nothing more I love than to clean up warm, sloppy cat shit.
So anyway, hi. I am alive. They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right?
^*^ This is unconfirmed, but I am convinced this is what I have. With everything else, what’s one more thing? Next up, EBOLA!
17
Mar 08
Auckland: Initial Observations
I have officially been a JAFA for precisely 16 days now. It’s starting to feel a bit more like I actually live here, instead of how it has been feeling which is that I am housesitting for someone with all my stuff and my cat, and that I am temping in someone else’s job. It’s quite an odd feeling really, and I feel like I am going to go “home” to Wellington any day now.
Things to note:
- Auckland is very muggy. I live no more than a 15-minute walk to my new job and start at 8:30am each day. For the first two weeks I would walk not entirely too strenuously because at 8:15am it already muggy and hot. I arrive at 8:27am, grab my water bottle and take some swigs of yesterday’s water, take it to the cooler to refill it, and then go to the bathroom to run my wrists under cold water and daub my forehead and upper lip with a paper towel. In 2002 I coined the phrase, “There’s a rivva in my boobies,” and sadly the rivva has returned.
- The coffee is terrible. I have not had a single good cup of coffee in Auckland. Everyone’s beans taste burned and bitter, and lattes arrive thin and watery, to the point I would consider going to Starbucks out of preference. That is deadly sin in Wellington, the land of delicious coffee.
- Everything is very far apart. No longer can I waltz down to the post office at lunch, or quickly grab some new stockings when the ones I’m wearing run, or wander around Farmers looking at cheap make-up and new hair straighteners. I don’t work in the city centre, rather in one of the closest suburbs which although very nice is overrun with stupidly expensive clothing boutiques and many cafes selling crappy coffee. And because Auckland is so large and sprawling, everywhere seems to be a destination shop. A 20-minute drive to Briscoes, a 25-minute drive in another direction to go to Freedom Furniture, and a short drive into town for a lot of other stores that you would want to shop at if it were not a requirement to try for a ridiculous amount of time to get a car park. Perhaps I will be needing a car after all, and my poor little Vespa will need to be sold. That is as yet undetermined.
- The shopping and eating choices are never-ending and fantastic. Being in a city that is 3.5-times the size of Wellington of course the shopping is going to be better. There are so many great little boutiques (that I can’t afford but can wish) and lots of stores Wellington just doesn’t have. There are loads of new restaurants to choose from, and a lot more delicious Asian foods to try which is a wonderful by-product of having a larger Asian population in the warmer north.
- The houses are way prettier. At least in the area I live in. In Wellington, the areas with the beautiful historic Victorian villas have had many demolished to make way for hideous townhouses and apartment blocks. Instead in Ponsonby and Grey Lynn, most of these are being restored to their former beauty. I love going for walks in my neighbourhood just so I can look at the houses and dream that one day I am going to win the lottery that I never enter so I can afford to own a home in a suburb such as thing. However, chances are that it will never happen.
So, I’m getting along alright up here. I miss my family and I miss Wellington (good days only), but I’m sure it won’t be too long before I start replying with “Grey Lynn” instead of “Wellington” when people ask me where I’m from.
2
Mar 08
I’ve Arrived
Two days of unpacking, more left to go. My room is all set up, my cat is out of the cattery, and my new job starts tomorrow. I am exhausted.
24
Feb 08
When Owning Shit Goes Wrong
I have been packing solidly for two days now, although I did do a bit three nights ago as well. So far I have packed 23 boxes, with an estimated 9 more to go. This does not include the rest of the stuff the movers will be picking up: 3-seater couch and ottoman, armchair, dining table and 4 chairs, 2 bookcases, rug, coffee table, desk, dressing table, queen bed frame and mattress, ironing board, 2 drying racks, 2 mirrors, and 4 deck chairs. That does also not include the rather large suitcase I am taking on the plane, my camera gear, and my cat. That is all entirely too much stuff for one person.
During my overseas travels I managed to keep my entire life’s possessions down to two suitcases. That was it. Every time I moved I sold or gave everything away. Now I’m a little older, less hesitant to move countries “permanently” at the drop of a hat, and less willing to give up the couch I love sitting on so much, the rug I searched all over town for, the white china dinner sets, the white towelling sets. I have become the narrator from Fight Club and all I need is a massive gas explosion to set me free from my life of material ownership.
But sans explosion, I am stuck here in my house, wrapping things in newspaper, washing dishes, clearing cupboards, and cursing having all the things I wished I had when I went flatting again with not much more than a suitcase of clothes two years ago. I have one day to finish. With all this work left, I might as well give up and go back to watching True Hollywood Stories for a little bit longer.
23
Feb 08
Moving, Again
On Tuesday I am once again packing my life into boxes and moving cities. This time, Auckland. Again, I am taking Goblin. The movers will come and take my life’s possessions (although I have managed to collect more possessions in the two years I’ve been back in Wellington than the five years I was overseas) and then Gobbles and I will catch a plane. She is such a seasoned traveller. People often remark that she has lived in more cities and countries than most humans. This is true.
In a week’s time I start my new job at a software company in Ponsonby. I will have moved into my new flat in Grey Lynn. The wankicity of having purchased a brand new Vespa with an Italian-designed Momo helmet in 2006 will be realised when I then scoot over to my boyfriend’s house, to Richmond Road Cafe, to the supermarket, to the video store on Ponsonby Road.
In a week’s time, I will already be missing my sister and her children (6 and 5-months, both absolutely adorable) and her daily phone calls to me at work that always start with her saying, “Hi. It’s me. What are you doing?” and me replying, “Working!” will cease as these will now be toll calls. I will miss having weeknightly dinners with my flatmates in front of 72″ of Shortland Street. I will miss games nights with Jake and Carly, because they are silly and make me laugh lots. I will miss chin-stroking at gigs with Cole. I will miss the good days in Wellington, where the saying goes that you can’t beat it.
This aside, I am also really quite excited. I love going to new places, especially places where I don’t know every second person and their cousin I went to school with. I am looking forward to not having quite as aching joints in winter (yes, I really am getting old), I am looking forward to rain that doesn’t fall sideways, I am looking forward to the thousands of new cafes and restaurants I get to experience. And I am most definitely looking forward to having a boyfriend I see more than once every fortnight.
I will never be Just Another Fucking Aucklander, as they say. I will always be from Wellington, and Wellington will always be my home, a place I know like the back of my hand. But Auckland will soon be my sixth home, after Wellington, Austin, Houston, Manchester, and Antwerp. And I’ll definitely continue to make it south of the Bombay Hills and beyond.