Photography


21
May 07

Why, hello there.

I have been taking some time away from the internet. You may have been able to tell. All I’ve been using the internet for is reading email sent to me but not responding, checking drum and bass forums for upcoming gigs, chatting to friends. I haven’t felt inspired to write for a year, and was pretty disappointed to find out from an online forum that my ex P, who I sponsored for New Zealand residency and moved here with last year, was engaged to a girl I knew and the mutual friend of ours who I’ve known for 11 years was hiding this information from me.

So I went through bad patch, I didn’t like my flatmates, I was working with crazy people, could no longer trust my friends loyalties, had multiple dating disasters (each was rated for disasterness and will be documented at some point in the future) and generally wasn’t that happy. So of course I’m not going to post this on my website. You can’t be funny when you are bitter and hateful, although somehow I managed that back in the days when I wrote this site regularly. Instead of channelling my angst into witty online retort, I went out and got a life.

This new life consists of two wicked flatmates, Ally and Kate (new, I kicked the previous one out, that was difficult). We are working on being a “flat”; watching movies together, eating together, going to gigs together. My job is better; my workmates are happier, I have a new desk aka The Ani Cave, and I’m now fully self-employed. I have been taking photos at gigs and am getting serious about wanting to do this far more regularly. I shot Klute at Sandwiches on Saturday night, some preview photos being here, with the big versions being better and my favourites so far being this one, this one, and this one. I’ll be putting the rest up over the next couple of days, and will hopefully be shooting Amit in Auckland on the 8th of June. Lastly, I have also met a wonderful, amazing, beautiful guy called Duncan. I’ve never met anyone quite so incredible.

So to cut a long story short, you may see some more text from me going forward. I will always be updating Flickr as per usual, and will be putting together an online photography portfolio in the next couple of months.

P.S. My sister found out she was pregnant just after she got married. She’s having a boy.


4
Dec 06

My First Photos In Print

I collaborated with a bunch of friends on the humhum collective photobook. You can buy it for $22.73 from Lulu. I have four photos on a 2-page spread.

N.B. The quality of the images you see under “preview book” is not indicative of the print quality, from what I understand. I am yet to receive my copy.


15
Aug 06

Did You Know I Always Update Flickr?

I’ve started sending photos to Flickr almost every day. I bought a Pro account and got a good deal on my cellphone. I’ve been sending quite a few photos to Flickr since last year. You probably don’t know this however, because I don’t post them here very often.

I just thought I’d let you know.


6
Jun 05

Recent Photos







Click the images to view, or go straight to my Flickr photostream.


28
May 05

Me: Then To Now

I saw a file a few days ago where a girl had scanned in the images from all her photo ID cards. Seeing how I have no idea where my old school IDs are, I thought, “Why not do it for every year?” And thus it was so.

It’s funny looking at all these photos side-by-side. Things to note:

  • I was a cute kid. I’m not modest. I was cute until age 6. Then something happened.
  • My mum apparently liked ruffly collars.
  • I always wore my “best” clothes to photo day. I remember forgetting about photo day when I was 8, hence you can see the clothes I normally wore – second-hand and not matching.
  • My mum used to cut my hair. She really liked giving me a weird half-fringe, even though I have a stupid cowlick that meant it always looks retarded. Why she just didn’t let it grow, I’ll never know, but I’m sure she’ll tell me that I chose to have that half-fringe. I bet.
  • Ever since I was a little kid, I always wanted curly hair. I first asked my mum to give me a “body wave” at 11. I don’t remember it looking that crap, and it dropped out after a few months anyway. At 13, all my friends were getting “spiral perms”, so I went to the hairdressers and got one too. By George, did they make it look like utter crap.
  • I first got glasses when I was 10. Of course, being the silly girl I was, I chose really ugly purple frames. I had to wear them until I was 13, at which time I chose another really ugly set of frames, which I wore until I was 14, after which time I decided “fuck glasses, glasses are for nerds” so I just stopped wearing them, even though I can’t see shit without them, until my parents were forced to buy me contacts.
  • At ages 13 and 14, I was a total fucking geek. As if that isn’t obvious.
  • Just before my 16th birthday, I got my braces off. The excitement of having normal teeth lasted for 3 years.
  • My goth phase lasted longer than this series makes it appear. Oh, teenagers.
  • I am like a fine wine.

7
Apr 05

I Quit My Job, Sorta

3½ weeks ago, I decided that my job wasn’t leaving me enough time to do the things I wanted. So I wrote a resignation letter. A week later, I realised that I’m actually kind of broke and could probably do with a job, you know, for shits and giggles. To cut a short story even shorter, as of April 11th I will be working part-time at my current job, which leaves me the rest of the day after 1pm to do the things I want to do. Like sleep. Watch Trisha. Play on my DS. Smoke opium. Those sorts of things. I guess this post about micropatronage wasn’t half wrong after all. God dammit.

In actuality, I will be concentrating on my favourite hobby – photography. This means I will actually finish resizing my photos from my Christmas “world tour”. This also means I am going to try and make money off of my photography to supplement my meager part-time wage – things you will be able to purchase and enjoy, while giving me your hard earned money to support my half-hearted artistic bum lifestyle. But I promise, These Things will not suck. I have been thinking about These Things for a long time now. These Things might even be totally fucking awesome.

I will also have time when I am not exhausted to finish writing the things I start. This does not, however, mean that I will update my website any more, although actually it probably does. To be honest, I’ve been keeping a paper journal since the start of the year, and I can’t be arsed writing the same boring things twice.

“Today I went to work. Then I came home.”

“When I came home today, there was a poo under my chair. I scooped it up with newspaper.”

I mean, it’s not terribly exciting stuff.

Anywho, (did I just type “anywho”?) I finally uploaded a few photos from my trip to New Zealand and Dubai over Christmas. I have also moved my moblog photos to a directory that can actually be viewed. This contains more photos that I post on my website because I am a cheap bitch and it costs me 35p to send a MMS. Sorry, but it’s not worth that much to me.


24
Mar 05

Fun With Multiple Exposures


Click here to enlarge!

Well, sort of. This was done in Photoshop, not directly on the camera (not that you can do multiple exposures with digital, anyway!).

How To Do This For Noobs:

  1. Set camera on tripod.
  2. Lock all settings – shutter speed, aperture, focus, white balance.
  3. Turn on timer, or if you’re lucky use your remote (I am definitely going to get one – makes taking delicate shots so much easier).
  4. Do your little turn on the catwalk, multiple times, and try not to overlap your subject.
  5. Open in Photoshop. This step is very hard.
  6. Make each photo a layer.
  7. Lasso the stuff you want to keep, i.e. you, select inverse and delete.
  8. Erase edges if the layers don’t look the same.
  9. Save, masturbate.

Thanks to Maracuja for making this a community project, original inspiration Limmy.


14
Sep 04

Dear Queen Elizabeth, please take my money

Today I started my permanent job. Once again, I have my own desk, my own computer, and my own telephone with too many buttons. About time too.

Even thought I’ve been temping for the past 6 weeks, it doesn’t really feel like I’ve been working since I left the States. However, I was obviously doing something right at my temp job because my boss took me out to lunch and gave me a gift and a card the day I left. Obviously, I’m totally awesome.

I think I am going to have to give up the desk job at some point. Probably some point far, far away, but, still. I’ve been going to a chiropractor for the last few weeks because my back is totally out of alignment. A bunch of my joints are inflammed, and as I write this I have an icepack on my back. I guess that’ll teach me for having such bad posture.

Also, I’ve been in Manchester for two months and out of the States for almost four. Doesn’t feel like it. I’ve been really slack about taking photos, but here are some of Manchester anyway.


17
Jul 04

Paris, Antwerp, Manchester

I arrived in Antwerp two Mondays ago, after three days in Paris. We had our hotel booked for the night we were supposed to have arrived, but not the night before, the night that dummies arrive. We ended up getting a really expensive room at this bizarre, not-that-good Comfort Inn in Montmarte. It was on the top floor and had a terracey thing on the roof. If I sat on the roof with my laptop, I managed to detect 2 wireless signals, both with no passwords. I was wireless for the first time since leaving Belgium.

Paris was rainy, dreary, and cold. It was a bit of shock after having been in the south of Europe for so long, enjoying brilliant weather and getting sunburned. The Parisians seemed to think it wasn’t too cold, while I had a sweatshirt, jacket and scarf on, and shivered into my hot, strong coffees taken standing at the counter because it was at least twice the price if you sat down on the terrace.

I saw the Eiffel Tower. I didn’t go up to the top, as the weather was making me grumpy and tired, and getting used to prices of food after Spain have left me constantly annoyed. However, I did eat yummy food and delicious croissants. We were going to see the Louvre on the Sunday, but the lines were stupid. Never go to museums on a Sunday in Paris, because everything is shut so there really isn’t anything else to do. We ended up going on the next morning, and it really wasn’t crowded at all, except around the Mona Lisa, which was stupidly ridiculous. However, the Louvre is the best museum I’ve ever been to. You could go there for a few days and not see everything. We saw Sacre Coeur which is really an amazingly beautiful church, even after seeing a bajillion churches throughout Europe. You weren’t allowed to take photos, but I am a ninja and managed to take one anyway.

Three days of Parisian fun and we were back in Antwerp. It almost felt like being home, which is strange considering I don’t even speak Dutch, bar the occasional alstublieft, dank u, and tot ziens. We stayed with P’s grandaunt for a few more days while he sorted his things out for Manchester. She really is a lovely person, as is P’s whole family. I really can’t wait to go back to Antwerp.

So now here I am in Manchester, sitting on the couch of some old friends from high school in New Zealand. P and I have found a great place which is right across the road from my friends’ place. We’re almost F·R·I·E·N·D·S, but not quite. It’s on the top floor and has two little balconies and a great bay window/dome thing. We move in on Monday. I also bought a great Sony Ericsson T610, so here are some crappy phone pics of our new place.

I can’t wait to move in! Now, time to get a J.O.B!


4
Jul 04

Italy was great. Except Pisa.

This morning I woke up at 4:45am for the second day in a row in order to shower, eat breakfast, finish packing, and leave the house by 6am to get to the train station to catch a train to Paris. P and I lugged our bags down the hilly streets of Monte Carlo (all 4 of them), waited at the station for a few minutes, and then jumped on our train. Once the train was in motion and almost at the first stop, I pull out the tickets so I could fill in the date on my ticket (ahh, the honour system). I ask, “Hey P, what’s the date today?” The third, right?

Our tickets were for the fourth. !@#$

Normally, I would have had a huge spazout on the train, but P was cool, calm, and collected (as per usual, unlike me) and suggested we continue to Nice – where we were supposed to change trains and have a 20 minute wait – and try to change our tickets to go to Paris today. As luck would have it, although not normally, we were able to change our tickets (however, we don’t have a hotel reservation for tonight, so we’ll see what happens there).

This is by far the dumbest thing we’ve done so far, next to yesterday, when we were travelling from Pisa to Monaco and had to change trains in Genova. The train we were on stopped at more than one station in Genova, and we happened to get out at the wrong station. This wasn’t realised until we couldn’t find our next train listed on the departures board. So we ran to Information with many WTFs and OMGs, followed by a sweaty run to the platform to catch a train that was just about to leave for Piazza Principe. As luck would have it, although not normally (we had two days of stupidity and pure luck), we managed to catch our final train from Genova to Monaco. Disaster averted.

Yesterday was my last day in Italy, after having spent just over a week there. Venice was absolutely amazing, and is definitely the most beautiful city I’ve ever been to. It’s one of those places that you really can’t imagine what it feels like to be there until you actually get there. It seems so bizarre to be in a city with no roads, no cars, and nothing but sea water cutting you off from the rest of the world. It’s so incredible seeing all the buildings that are hundreds of years old, sitting so close to sea level, and noticing how their ground floors are slowly succumbing to the ocean. The main islands of Venice were completely filled with buildings hundreds of years ago, and there is no land available for new buildings. Because of this, and the fact that people are obviously reluctant to tear down the historic buildings, Venice seems not much different than it would have been in the century before last. I doubt there are very many places in the world where this would also be the case. It really is a one-of-a-kind city.

From Venice, we caught a train to Rome (photos). We visited the Colosseum, the Fountain, of Trevi, the Sistine Chapel and the Vatican City museum, the Roman Forum, the Venezia Palace, the Pantheon, and the catacombs. We did most of those in the first day we were there.

The Colosseum is as one would expect – rather large. Like most of the sights of Rome, you don’t get to see the best parts, as I really wanted to walk through the underground tunnels. It’s quite sad seeing how much of a ruin it is, and hearing how a lot of it was destroyed in an earthquake in around the 1500′s, and reading about how the bricks and marble were taken and used for other buildings, leaving the Colosseum as just a shell.

The Roman Forum was one of the most interesting things we saw, mostly because we did a tour of it with this really great guide. The Roman Forum is where the old markets used to be, and near it are the ruins of a massive palace built by a crazy lead-poisoned Roman. As you walk around the hill it was built on, you step over 2,000-year-old slabs of marble flooring, columns, and concrete walls that were also once covered in marble.

The Fountain of Trevi is really quite amazing. It is an incredibly large fountain built against the side of a building in about the 1700′s. The water that flows through it comes from a 2,000-year-old aquaduct that is still in use today. The water comes from miles away in the mountains, and is ice cold and perfectly drinkable. There are also many drinking fountains that are constantly running, which feed from the same aquaduct. The water tastes just as good as bottled mineral water.

The Sistine Chapel is part of the Vatican City museum, and was absolutely packed full of tourists. It was hot and stuffy, but worth seeing. Vatican City is smallest country in the world, but really it’s just a part of Rome. I didn’t see the Pope, but I did see a sign for “papal blessings” and an arrow pointing into a souvenir store.

The Pantheon was closed for renovations but we sat outside to look at it and sneaked a peek through the massive doors. It is just huge. It’s hard to believe it’s still standing, since it was completed in the first part of the 2nd century. It’s even harder to believe it when you’re touching the marble columns or the huge bronze door.

The Venezia Palace is a huge monument that was only finished in around 1910, but looks much older. It is all white marble, and very large. Apparently, most people who live in Rome hate the sight of it. At the top level, it has a very nice view of Rome, between the massive marble columns and underneath the beautiful frescos in the open air viewing area. The strange thing is that it is the most guarded sight in Rome, but it isn’t an ancient treasure like the other sights of Rome. There are policemen constantly on guard, and two military men standing at attention on either side of one part of the monument – the monument to unknown soliders. You aren’t allowed to sit on the steps, take baby carriages up the stairs, make obscene gestures, be “badly” behaved, and numerous other things. The guards were constantly blowing their whistles at people to tell them off.

The catacombs were a sight to be seen. They are quite a few metres underground, and in the burning heat of the day it was so cold down there that you could see your breath, and the marble slabs that were still intact were wet. They stretch for miles and miles and cover 600 acres of land underneath the outskirts of Rome. Christians that were persecuted were buried there and sought refuge in their underground graveyards during those times. It’s very sombering walking through these small tunnels and seeing the graves, and sitting down in an underground church where St. Sebastian was buried.

Aside from the ancient (and not so ancient) sights of Rome, Rome isn’t that nice a city. It’s very dirty and smelly, and full of homeless people and beggars. People can’t drive at all, and the roads are packed with cars. This was most apparent when P and I hired a Vespa for a day. It was a good idea though, because it was really the best way to get to the catacombs (you can’t get there by Metro).

We left Rome a few days later and headed north to Pisa (photos). We planned to stay there for just one night, which was a good thing because Pisa is possibly the most boring city in the entire universe. The Leaning Tower of Pisa costs €15 to climb up, which is a lot considering it is only 7-stories high. P and I decided not to go up it, so going to Pisa was really a waste of time. It also didn’t help that the hotel we stayed in was filthy yet expensive. I wouldn’t recommend going to Pisa, but I guess, at least I can say “been there, done that.”

We spent the afternoon of the day we arrived back in Monaco at the beach. The beach in Monte Carlo is really beautiful. The water is pretty clear and warm, and it’s been built like a mini-harbor, so the sides along the walkways are waveless and perfect for swimming. There are schools of fish that swim around the beach, and the bigger fish swim all the way up to the shore. P and I had goggles and tried to catch them, but they were too fast. It really is one of the nicest beaches I’ve been to, and being in Monaco where every is rich and there are no poor or homeless people, you can leave you bags on the shore and not worry about them being stolen. The only beach I’ve been to that was nicer than that were the beaches of La Phare Amadee – a tiny island off the coast of New Caledonia – which had white sand, crystal clear water, and brightly coloured tropical fish that would swim up to you when you were only in the water up to your knees.

So, now I’m off to Paris for two days. I can’t wait to go to the Louvre, and to try and use some of my French that after 7 years of non-use has become absolutely pathetic. (Je ne comprend pas! Je ne parle pas le Francais! Ma Francais est tres tres mal! Zut alors!) Here’s hoping I don’t do too badly.