Technology


10
Aug 10

Evolution MK-249C and Mac OS X 10.x

I bought an Evolution MK-249C a few days ago and for the life of me couldn’t get it working on my MacBook Pro with Logic or GarageBand.  Apparently this is a Panther and Snow Leopard issue.  It would show as a USB driver in System Profiler but wouldn’t show up as a MIDI device in either software.  I googled and googled and couldn’t find anything.  Finally, I found this thread on the M-Audio site with a solution.  I’ve saved these two files on my site in case they ever disappear!

  1. Install the Evolution USB driver
  2. Run KextUtility
  3. Make music
  4. Profit??!

16
Jul 10

Get High on MP3s?

Report: Teens Using Digital Drugs to Get High | Threat Level | Wired.com.

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1
Jul 10

iPhone 4

Ever since the iPhone 4 prototype was accidentally released, I have been wanting one so hard.  But I never get Apple products on their first release because there is usually something that is a bit bung that needs to be ironed out.  And this product/version is no different.  God dammit!

Im awesome at Photoshop

Sorry Cyanide and Happiness.


24
Aug 09

Nothing Has Ever Been So True

xkcd – A Webcomic – Tech Support Cheat Sheet.


24
Jul 09

Sony Walkman: Reviewed by a 13-year-old

I remember getting my first Walkman quite clearly.  I was about 10 or 11, and I remember walking around the electronics store with my parents and seeing the one I wanted in a locked glass cabinet.  By this stage, the Walkman had already been around for about a decade, having been released in 1978.  The model I had was black, plastic, and still really bloody massive.  Regardless, I loved that little beast.

Technology seemed so simple back then.  Play, stop, rewind, fast-forward.  That was it.  Mine didn’t have recording functionality, so I had to keep playing “radio stations” on Mum’s portable radio player.  But it did give me the functionality to listen to one hissy album or cassingle (cassingles!) at a time while sitting in the back seat of my parents’ car while driving to awesome places like Waikanae, Masterton, or perhaps if I was really lucky, Napier.

I became obsessed with music.  I remember going to the mall and buying tapes – my first album being Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em, by the legend that is MC Hammer.  This led to a live music obsession in my teens, and a continuing adoration for portable music instruments (despite the tinnitus).  But to me, my 5th-gen iPod isn’t really that dissimilar to my first Walkman.  It plays, stops, rewinds and fast-forwards.  I can change albums.  I can listen to singles, but they are no longer prefixed by “cas”.  It’s just smaller, lighter, and prettier.  But what is a Walkman like to a 13-year-old?  Apparently really quite strange.

I can see why though:

  1. Cassettes?  WTF?
  2. They’re large.  Huge, in fact.
  3. One colour?!
  4. It’s so heavy my pants are falling down.

I will always have fond memories of my first Walkman.  And especially of listening to MC Hammer on the go.  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, here comes the Hammer: on my massively clunky battery-draining tape-chewing portable monster.


7
Jul 09

i-GO Contacts: Correct your vision while you sleep?

I’ve always had a love/hate relationship with my glasses.   I love them because they make me look smarter.  It doesn’t matter how stupid something I say is, I will still look smart because I have glasses.  I hate them because they are a pain in the arse, usually uncomfortable, I can’t actually see without them, and they result in the guys who are attracted to me all having librarian fetishes.

But as much as I don’t enjoy wearing glasses, I am petrified of getting laser surgery.  What if it went wrong?  What if it didn’t go wrong but my sight just went a little bit crappy after a few years and then I couldn’t wear contacts ever again?  What if my tear ducts went mental and kept pissing salty water leaving me no choice but to get my tear ducts cauterised?  (This happened to my workmate in Texas.)  Too scary.  I only have one set of eyes, and even though they are largely broken I would quite like to keep them at a sustainable level of broke.

But today I read about this miracle treatment called i-Go.  These are hard contact lenses that you wear at night as you sleep, which somehow miraculously correct your eyesight for the next day.  To be honest, I don’t really understand how this works and it sounds a bit like voodoo trickery, but apparently it is presently going through clinical trials and is largely successful.

This sounds awesome.  Actual awesome.  The only problem being even if I did want to pay £40 a month, my eyes are actually too broke to do a trial.  But, perhaps yours aren’t.  Wouldn’t these magic lenses be kind of great?

Patrick Barkham tries out new contact lenses that correct your vision while you sleep | Life and style | The Guardian.


21
May 09

Time-lapse of the Milky Way rising

This is one of the most amazing time-lapses I have ever seen – of the Milky Way rising in the sky in Texas.

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.

Link courtesy of Gizmodo.


21
May 09

Facebook is scaring me

In the last week, I have been noticing strange things in my suggested friends box on Facebook. Now, I would assume the majority of these people are friends of friends. Perhaps some of them are people who have worked for companies I have listed in my work history. Those things both make sense.

But what if you could not think of any connection? Just this past week, my aunt showed up in my suggested friends box. Now, I don’t have anyone in my family in my friends on Facebook. She also has my mother’s maiden name. So how could she be in my suggested friends? I decided this was weird but chose not to think about it any more.

Then this morning, my old landlord showed up in the box. WTF?! There is no connection I can see through any details I have given Facebook, so how would it know that I would know her? Why is she there?!

I think I’m getting scared.


26
Apr 09

Things you can’t do on dial-up

  • View any page mere seconds after clicking a link
  • Look at friends’ drunken antics via Facebook photo
  • Watch YouTube videos
  • Load email using GMail’s standard view
  • Download an illegal movie
  • Masturbate and download porn at the same time
  • Not get frustrated (see above)
  • Not throw the computer out the window
  • Whoops, sorry Mum – GET BROADBAND

How is it that anyone is still on dial-up?  What is the point of the internet without broadband?  Why even own a computer?

So many questions…


17
Mar 09

Facebook steals your shit

An Auckland Facebook user had a photo from his Facebook profile stolen and used on on of those IQ test ads, as reported by The Herald today.

I have long been wary of Facebook (only uploading profile photos but putting everything else on Flickr with Creative Commons, although obviously even this is too much).  I guess it is true that Facebook truly is the Darth Vader of Web 2.0.  They will steal your copyright, your right hand, and then turn out to be your father.

Facebook user furious at photo piracy – National – NZ Herald News.