Technology


17
Mar 09

Facebook steals your shit

An Auckland Facebook user had a photo from his Facebook profile stolen and used on on of those IQ test ads, as reported by The Herald today.

I have long been wary of Facebook (only uploading profile photos but putting everything else on Flickr with Creative Commons, although obviously even this is too much).  I guess it is true that Facebook truly is the Darth Vader of Web 2.0.  They will steal your copyright, your right hand, and then turn out to be your father.

Facebook user furious at photo piracy – National – NZ Herald News.


12
May 08

New Apple Keyboards

Yesterday I bought one of the new Apple keyboards. It is quite possibly the sexiest piece of technology I have ever owned. It is simply beautiful, and I want to marry it, in a way that only someone with objectophilia could understand.

Just look at this photo and tell me that isn’t stunning.

The first thing I did when I opened the box was type. I typed a 2,000-word email to my best friend. Type-type-type. That is all I want to do now. I feel that with even lower profile keys than the Macally IceKey keyboard I was replacing (leaky shampoo bottle water does not make keyboards do nice things) I can type as fast as the wind. Perhaps even faster than the speed of sound! My fingers are going to break the sound barrier! If you were sitting next to me right now, you would have seen that I typed these paragraphs in mere fractions of a second and was followed closely by a sonic boom.

If Apple were smart, they would market this keyboard as one that will make you, “REPLY TO ALL EMAILS THAT YOU PREVIOUSLY COULDN’T BE FUCKED REPLYING TO!” and, “FINISH ESSAYS IN RECORD SPEED!” and, “ENJOY SENDING BORING EMAILS TO WORKMATES!” Making tedious tasks enjoyable is a brilliant marketing ploy!

Now excuse me while I organise a civil union.


5
May 06

Reviving Old Friendships

When I was 15/16, I had a friend called Jake. He was one of my best friends. He was four years older than me. We used to get boozed together (although usually he got IDed and denied and I’d get in, surprisingly). He taught me which bars would let underage drinkers in, where I could buy $10 kamikaze shakers, and how to stay warm at the train station when you’d missed the last train (newspapers). He was my one of my 6th Form photography subjects, my buddy, and my confidant (and possibly a bad influence [not really]).

Before I turned 17, he moved to the deep south (Otago). I didn’t see him while he studied at university, I didn’t see him when he met his massively long-term girlfriend, I didn’t see him before I left New Zealand. In fact, the last time I saw him was 1996. We tried to stay in contact over the years, but lost touch over the last four or five years.

Last night I was thinking about Jake. So I Googled his name and found an email address that I thought could possibly belong to him, even though it was for a person that was living in Wellington when the last I heard he was living in Dunedin. So I sent an email late last night. Today, when I got home from my day of interviews, I opened up my email client to find an email from him confirming that yes, I had actually found him and how the fuck did I manage to do so. We emailed back and forth and decided to meet up for dinner and drinks tonight.

We talked about what we’d each been doing for the past ten years. We reminisced about people we were friends with ten years ago who’s real names we can’t remember but who had nicknames such as Splat, Crumpy, and Skinner. We talked about meeting up again.

In short, it was fucking awesome. Jake is a wonderful person whom I have missed for ten years, and by chance happens to be again living in the city that I also happen to be living in again, and whom Google magically brought us together again. Google, I thank thee!


27
Apr 06

I Love My New iPod

I got a new 30GB video iPod for my birthday. It’s fucking awesome. Thanks P!

I know it was my birthday in January, but now that I’m back in Wellington, I have been using my iPod almost every day. It has taken this long to fully appreciate the awesomeness that is my new shiny white gadget. It plays music! It plays video! It has all my photos from 2006 on it! It has all my contacts! It has my calendar! It has notes on it! And most of all, it makes me look like a rich git when I take it out on the street because they are almost $600 – the price I paid for my first car.

I have my iPod in a nice dock attached to my “docking station” for my iBook. I have nice semi-in-ear Sony earbuds that are the first earbuds to ever not fall out of my little ear holes, which also come in a little wind up case to slip into my bag. I’m also surprised at the battery life. It’s much better than my old second generation iPod, which only had 10GB of space and a single-colour screen.

I listen to music on my way into town, and at my random temp jobs. I listen to it when I’m in the car. Sometimes when I’m at a café, I might watch the best music video ever or Aeon Flux cartoons. It is the best thing ever.

On a side note: I’ve been listening to some new music which I recommend. Teddy Thompson (English guy) and Bernard Fanning (Australian guy) are nice acousticy alt-country. Morningwood is awesome pop-rocktastic that I am addicted to. And my friend David Loop who has made a bunch of nice mixes. I don’t have the links but hopefully he will post them here for me!


3
Apr 06

Telecom Are Awful

Telecom are the biggest telecommunications company in New Zealand. Their monopoly over the New Zealand industry has been debated a lot, especially over the past few years with regards to broadband internet service.

Back last year, I posted this article with prices for broadband internet plans. It got a fair amount of notice from my New Zealand readers, most who were pretty pissed off about the prices and speeds.

In the past few weeks, Telecom has been advertising about how they are now providing “faster, cheaper” broadband. While they have introduced a plan with 10GB of bandwidth at a speed of 3.5Mbps downstream (which isn’t really that bad, considering it’s almost twice as fast and $10 cheaper than before, however it still slows down to dial-up once you reach your bandwidth limit and you seemingly can’t buy blocks of more bandwidth) they are toting them as starting at $29.95 per month. Sounds great! Or is it?

In small print the advertisement says that the plan they are talking about gives you only 200MB per month, and each megabyte thereafter is 2¢. That means that 1GB is more than $20. That is crazy! I fear that someone will get caught out like the person who this Telecom bill from 2003 belongs to:

That is tragic.


11
Feb 06

Newsvine

Newsvine is a new website that lets you read, write, and seed news. You can read articles posted directly from media organisations, as well as articles seeded by users. You can also write your own column, which will also generate revenue for yourself through advertisements once it is out of beta.

It’s all very web 2.0, so read their introduction to Newsvine for more information and to fully understand what it’s about. I didn’t see the point when I first signed up, but now I rather like it!

Until it is out of beta, new accounts are only available by invite. I have 20 spare, so post in the comments if you want one!

And don’t forget to check out my column!


10
Feb 06

IT Pro Antwerpen: They Suck!

Yesterday, I mentioned very briefly about having some drama with the video iPod my boyfriend gave me for my birthday. Now here is the expanded version.

The iPod in question was a white 30GB video iPod. My boyfriend bought it for me on the 30th of January, and gave it to me the same day (my birthday is actually on the 31st, but my boyfriend can never wait to give presents). When I opened it the box and took off the plastic packaging, I noticed that the scroll wheel was tilted to the right and had a slight gap on the left-hand side. The scroll wheel worked, but the fault was very noticeable and the unevenness of the back and forward icons made me feel a bit dizzy if I stared at it – it looked like my eyes were off because you wouldn’t expect it to be misaligned. Also, when you pay €329 for an MP3 player, you expect quality. So no problem we think – we’ll just take it back the next day, on my birthday, before we spend a fun day in town. Right? Wrong!

The iPod was purchased from IT Pro on Eiermarkt in Antwerp’s city centre. We go in, explain the problem to one of the guys and he calls whom I can only assume is his supervisor – Dimitri. I explain that it’s brand new, it’s just been opened the night before, is unused, and very obviously has a manufacturing defect, and that I would like to swap it for another one. Dimitri tells me that it is not possible to swap it immediately in the store. I suggest a refund – and am again told this is not possible. I am told that the only way to get it fixed is to send it off to Apple for service.

His reasoning for this was that every iPod that is sold is automatically registered to a name and if it was returned they couldn’t resell it because it would be in my name. I explain that I haven’t registered it with Apple, but he still says that it’s registered to me – perhaps by the power of thought? I can only imagine.

But hang on, this is a brand new iPod with a manufacturing defect – I don’t want it serviced. I want it replaced. I mention the Apple 14-day right-to-return policy (clause 7.1!), which is that you can return anything within that time frame and it doesn’t even need to be broken, except opened software, of course. He tells me that they are not Apple and do not follow Apple policies. I question this because they are an authorised Apple reseller, but he again states that they “are not Apple”. I mention the 7-day right-to-return policy under Belgian law, and he goes on to tell me that this does not exist and that it is not Belgian law.

By now, I am pretty fucking pissed off. I say, come on! It’s my birthday! I just want to get my iPod fixed. Dimitri tells me again that all I can do is send it in for service and wait up to 2 weeks. I explain that I am not Belgian, and I am leaving the country permanently in 2 weeks and that I do not have a fixed address to send the new iPod to. He still says this is the only way to get it fixed. He tells me he could swap the iPod immediately if he “wanted to be a nice guy” but that he just couldn’t do that. At this point, I raise my voice at him and tell him this is pathetic customer service and that they are selling Apple products so they have to follow Apple return policies. He says he is going to report me to Apple for customer abuse.

At this time, there are also about 7 other customers in the store, all listening to the crap coming out of Master of Customer Service Dimitri’s mouth. Eventually, they all leave and buy nothing. You would have thought at this point he would come around but he still sticks to his ground – trying to fuck me around and rip me off. So I say, fine. I’ll call Apple. He says, “Go on then!” I ask for the number, and he gives it to me.

I spend the next 45 minutes on the telephone speaking to a helpful guy at Apple who takes all the information down and gives me some options to get a replacement iPod. He says he could courier me an iPod but it could take 7+ days to arrive – but I am moving out of our rented studio in 8 days. He tells me that, indeed, IT Pro are an authorised Apple reseller and should adhere to Apple policies. He says I should either get a new iPod on the spot, or my money refunded. He says he would be reporting the incident to the powers that be at Apple, and made a case note for Dimitri to look at and said I should now be able to get my money back.

So we tell this Dimitri fellow what Apple has told me and he still says that they can’t help me in any way! Also, while I was on the phone he was taking numerous photos of the iPod which he also said didn’t need to be replaced because “it wasn’t broken”. He goes on to tell me that now that I’ve made a case note with that serial number and my name against it, that he definitely can’t give me my money back. Eventually, he goes upstairs to call who I can only assume was his manager or the owner. He has a rather heated discussion – none of which I can hear or decipher with my crappy grasp of the Dutch language.

Another few minutes pass and he comes downstairs. He says that actually, now that there is a case note he can give us the money back. We have now spent one hour in the store on my birthday. He grumpily gives us the money back and we leave the store.

We walk down the road to FNAC, which is a Belgian chain department store that sells electronics and books. We explain the situation to the information guy and ask if we buy one from FNAC if we could open the packaging before we leave the store and check for the defect. He says, sure. We end up opening two boxes because the first also had the same manufacturing problem. Luckily, the third iPod of the day was relatively okay and I left the store a happy birthday girl with a new iPod. Thanks, Robin!

Moral of the (very long) story: Do not buy anything from IT Pro, ever. They have the worst customer service I have ever had the misfortune of experiencing – and that includes the notoriously shitty Micro Anvika in Selfridges. I wonder if this is what you get by trying to support small local businesses, as my boyfriend had gone into FNAC and considered getting the iPod there, but went to IT Pro instead.

Also, Dimitri from IT Pro is not a nice guy. In fact, he is a fucking rude cunt.


27
Jan 06

Nintendo Announces DS Lite

Ever since I first became addicted to my Nintendo DS, I kept whinging about how it just wasn’t quite right – the buttons are poorly positioned and made out of really crappy plastic instead of being rubberised, and it was quite big for what it was. Finally, Nintendo has announced the released of the new Nintendo DS Lite.

According to my shoddy Babelfish translation, the press release says that the DS has been the fasted selling game machine of all time and has been really popular with women – moi inclus! Perhaps this is a reason for the design update – to try and woe more women with something small and fun, and of course something that doesn’t look clunky and plasticy. I don’t see that going inside any Gucci purses.

Aside from the obvious different colour, the buttons have been slightly moved with the select and start buttons now below the actual play buttons. This should make it feel a bit more natural to hold and play than the existing model.

Dimensions Comparision
  DS Lite Original DS PSP
Length: 133.0mm 148.7mm 170.0mm
Width: 73.9mm 84.7mm 74.0mm
Depth: 21.5mm 28.8mm 23.0mm
Weight: 218g 275g 260g

The comparison shows that the new DS Lite is 57 grams lighter, which doesn’t seem that much – but in conjunction with the smaller size I think it will be a lot more portable. It is released in Japan on March 2nd, 2006.

Now, if only I could find a way to justify buying another DS…


26
Jan 06

To Del.icio.us, Or To Not Del.icio.us

If you haven’t noticed already, I added some extra RSS feeds to the side bar – one for my links and one for Flickr (although I really don’t use Flickr that much but that’s another post and an ongoing dilemma of mine).

I added a link to my del.icio.us RSS feed, something that I haven’t used until I saw my friend Ben Bashford was using it, and I usually copy whatever he’s doing. But after adding a few links, I realised that I think del.icio.us really sucks. It’s ugly, and for what I want to use it for, it’s unusable. See, I don’t care if 2,345,325 people are linking to the same page on the internet as me. That doesn’t mean I’m going to find something interesting. As I write this, the second most popular link on del.icio.us is on linux.com, and guess what, I don’t even use Linux.

So, my wonderful boyfriend coded me a little RSS feed to use with my current (somewhat large) links database. This is only an interim solution, however.

I’ve been using APB Bookmarks for sometime now, but aside from the fact that it’s dead software and isn’t being maintained any more, it’s fugly. I mean, just look at it. In light of this (and thinking about it for at least a year), I’ve decided to learn PHP and to attempt to code my own little app. Tonight, with the help of my PHP-ninja boyfriend, I created a login page that checks a table in a MySQL database for the right info. It’s a start, right?

Good luck to me!


21
Jan 06

PowerBook G4 Memory Slot Repair Extension Program

Back in June last year, my boyfriend found that his 2-week-old PowerBook had a broken lower memory slot. He posted a few questions on the Apple forums and found that apparently quite a lot of other people had the same problem, and it was seemingly connected to upgrading to Tiger and/or 15″ PowerBooks exclusively.

What started out as an information search turned into a saga, with Apple deleting threads on the forums and loads of people experiencing the same problem, often outside of warranty – an expensive problem to fix out of your own pocket. So he started an online petition to get names together to register a problem with Apple.

A few months ago he contacted some lawyers in the States, who started a class action lawsuit against Apple. Today I see that Apple has started a repair extension program for broken computers out of warranty. Success!

I would like to thank Peter for all the time he’s spent working on this. Who said online petitions don’t work again?