Ani MollerConsequences Will Never Be The Same!

During the nightly internet browse this evening I came across a photo of Kate Winslet that blew my mind a little. I have always thought she was quite beautiful, and what I loved about her was that she seemed natural. Not fake and ridiculous like Jordans and the Lohans or the Madonnas; a natural beauty. So I was rather shocked to find out that she, amongst almost every beautiful female celebrity it would seem, is fake. Almost all of them are a slightly refined and better looking version of themselves. Fraudulent, you might say.

I’m not really sure what to make of this phenomenon.  Sure, we expect celebrities to be super fine and better looking than the rest of us mere mortals, but what does it mean if none of them are natural?  What is this saying to women and girls the world over? Does this not set impossible standards that people will try to reach thinking they are achievable just by buying some celebrity endorsed products?  And more importantly, will they be paying for their kids to have nose jobs when they grow up so they look more like their parents?

So here’s a list of celebrity nose jobs that you probably didn’t even know had had nose jobs*.  The scary thing is they almost all have the same nose.

Kate Winslet

Homely to beautiful in just one quick and easy step.

Scarlett Johansson

It could be she grew into her nose, but shit, that’s a whole lot of growing she must have done.

Giselle

Even the world’s most beautiful woman needs a bit o’ refining.

Angelina Jolie

No wonder she’s so beautiful, she’s carved out by an artist!

Jennifer Connelly

She was so awesome in Labyrinth.  Now she just has a sharper nose.

Gwen Stefani

This makes sense.  I never remembered Gwen Stefani being that attractive, but now she is.  New nose.

Jennifer Aniston

Even though everyone knows Ms Aniston had a nose job, I had to include this purely as an example as the best and most subtle celebrity nose job ever.

Megan Fox

You can’t have a slight bump!  IT MUST BE PERFECT.

Halle Berry

If she wasn’t famous I’m sure no one from her high school would recognise her if they passed her in the street.

Winona Ryder

Oh yeah, she’s heaps hotter.

Jennifer Lopez

Once Jenny from the block, now she’s Jenny with a better nose.

Salma Hayek

There was nothing wrong with it in the first place.  It made her distinctive.  Now she looks like at least 10 other girls.

Keira Knightley

WTF happened here?!  Half her nose has disappeared.

Natalie Portman

And the finale, every man’s favourite natural-looking fakey, Natalie Portman.

* Allegedly. I take no responsibility for celebrities who use contouring like there’s not goddamn tomorrow.